Left ear: Mix Tape (Brand New), right ear: Mix Tape (Real Friends cover)
- French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
- Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
- German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
- English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Fun story time:
One time I was playing Fall Out Bird during my painting break at school and this guy walked up and said, “what game is that?” so i explained that its like FOB mated with Flappy Bird and then I gave him a try and he got a higher score than me so we battled and then after a few days he asked me out.
Fall Out Bird got me a boyfriend.
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle